The Rugrats Movie1998

[Cut to the Pickles' house, which is jam-packed with police cars and news trucks. Stu, Didi and the other parents rush out the door. The reporters and cameramen gang up at Stu and Didi, grilling them with questions]

Reporter:
There he is!

Reporter 1:
Mr. Pickles, is it true you shipped your own children to Tokyo in a wooden box?

Reporter 2:
Is it true a dingo ate your baby?

Reporter 3:
Mr. Pickles, how many pecks of pickled peppers did you pick?

[A helicopter lands in the yard and the crowd scatters. News reporter Rex Pester and his camera man rush up over towards Stu and Didi, shoving the other reporters en route. We see Rex through his camera]

Rex Pester:
Childhood, a time of innocence, a time of joy. A time of unspeakable, unrelenting tragedy. Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.

Betty DeVille:
[disgusted] Criminy! Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?

Rex Pester:
I'm so sorry. Forgive me. [back to Didi] Please tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.

Betty DeVille:
[glares. She charges at at Rex. Lou and Stu hold her back] All right! That's it! Let me at him! All right! Come one! Come on!

[Cut to the interior of Charlotte and Drew's car. Charlotte is on the phone with Jonathan. The car stops at Stu and Didi's house where they see the commotion]

Charlotte Pickles:
Hold on, Jonathan. There's an alarming crowd at my in-law's indicating either a yard sale or a family tragedy. Let me get back to you.

[They get out of the car, when Rex hounds them]

Rex Pester:
Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?

Drew Pickles:
[Furiously] He what?!

Rex Pester:
Share your pain.

Drew Pickles:
[his face boils red. He angrily lunges at Stu and violently fights him] YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Stu Pickles:
YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!!

Drew Pickles:
ONLY 'CAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR NECK!!!

[The other adults try to break up the fight]

Rex Pester:
[goes back to the camera] And there you have it. 2 sour Pickles and: displays the pictures of the babies, one by one, while incorrectly saying their names] young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace. [caption "Rex Pester, Big Action News"] I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more "Big Action News"!

Chaz Finster:
[rushes in] Mr. Swenson on Saton said he saw Angelica and Spike run through his garden and head north on I-99!

Charlotte Pickles:
My baby!

Didi Pickles:
Let's go!

[The parents and reporters rush to their vehicles. Lou breaks open the front door dressed in his military uniform]

Lou Pickles:
[saluting] Private First Class Pickles reporting for duty!

[Stu shrugs uncertainly at his father's appearance]

Chaz Finster:
Just get in! Come on!

[Lou climbed in the car before they drive off]