The Rugrats Movie1998

[Cut back to the forest]

Chuckie Finster:
Do you think we'll still be able to find the lizard's house, Tommy?

Tommy Pickles:
Sure, Chuckie. Long as I got my sponsatility, we'll never be losted.

Phil DeVille:
Which way are we apposed to go?

Tommy:
[uses his watch to find his way] Um...uh...um...that way.

[The babies follow a trail. Time passes and a view shows the babies circling a large tree]

Chuckie Finster:
Hey, lookie, footprints. Maybe there's other babies around here.

Lil DeVille:
Those are our feetprints, Chuckie.

Phil DeVille:
You're leading us around and around, Tommy.

Tommy Pickles:
But it was working before.

Lil DeVille:
I don't think it ever worked. I think your sponsatility's broke, just like your brother.

Tommy Pickles:
My brother is not broke!

Lil DeVille:
He pulled the lever!

Phil DeVille:
He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi!

Lil DeVille:
We could have been drowned.

Chucklie Finster:
[as he covers his ears to avoid the argument, he spots something and points in fear] Hey, you guys! Clow-clow...

Lil DeVille:
What is it, Chuckie?

Chuckie Finster:
CLOWN!! [points to a rail car with a clown's face painted on it]

Phil DeVille:
What's a train doing in the middle of the forest?

Lil DeVille:
Maybe some giant baby losted his choo-choo.

[The door of the rail car slowly opens. A figure, which looks like some sort of mysterious person, appears. In reality, it was actually 3 monkeys hiding underneath the clothes. From here on, a sense of mayhem prevails while Devo's "Witch Doctor" plays over]

Circus Monkeys:
[singing] Ooh, eek! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! [4 more monkeys emerge from the top of the car. One of them is wearing a yellow hat, another is wearing a pink dress and carrying a parasol, and the 3rd monkey is an infant wearing a diaper] Ooh-ee! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!

[The top monkey, the one with the starry hat, blows a raspberry. The babies try to run away, but found themselves surrounded by a circle of six monkeys]

Devo:
[singing] You want to learn something that I can teach to you. You want to know a secret that I swear is true. [a monkey holds onto Chuckie while another monkey, in a tree, pulls by its tail] Monkeys, we have more fun than humans ever do!

[The monkey swings from the tree and crashes through a picture of a palm tree. He, then, crashes back through the picture, banging on a drum. A compartment opens, with another monkey, with another drum. In that drum, yet another money with yet another drum exits, though this time, it's an upright snare drum. A fourth monkey burst through the top of that drum and "drums" on the 3rd monkey's head]

Circus Monkeys:
[singing] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! [a monkey takes Tommy away in a trike. 2 more monkeys, one of them with a bow on her head, walk on their hands while Phil and Lil ride on their feet. They crash down] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang walla walla bing bang!

[Chuckie and another monkey are up in a tree. The monkey steals his glasses, causing Chuckie to fall down. The monkey with a wizard's cap pulls put a pillow to catch Chuckie, but them pulls away. As Chuckie is about to crash, a monkey in a tree being held by its tail by another pulls Chuckie back up, tosses Chuckie up in the air, and lands in the arms of another monkey, which gave back Chuckie's glasses]

Devo:
[singing] We learn to climb and swing before we learn to run. We like to party and there's room for everyone. Come by and see if you really wanna have some fun.

[2 monkeys fight in front of the Reptar Wagon, they run away after Dil bonks them on the snout with his bottle]

Circus Monkeys:
[singing] Ooh, eee, ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang. [the parasol monkey parachutes off the top of the car, with her baby holding on. Phil and Lil follow with a skeleton of a parasol, but crashes] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!

[A monkey in a tree wearing tennis shoes peels bark from a branch and eats the bugs inside. 4 other monkeys line up behind him, eating the bugs off each other’s backs. Lil takes a bug off the 4th monkey's back, but Phil swipes it from her, then eats it. He licks his lips in satisfaction, much to Lil's annoyance. She scowls at him and he smiles at her]

Devo:
[singing] You'll never see us tired 'cause we're way too smart for workin'. A monkey knows a lot more than a man. [3 monkeys hold onto Chuckie as he dives down; his glasses land onto Dil's head. The monkey with a parasol swipes the glasses and Dil's bottle, and feeds it to a baby monkey] We love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas. Don't you know we never need a plan?

Dil Pickles:
Mine! Mine!

[Instrumental portion of song plays under while the Rugrats continue prancing with the monkeys. Tommy hops on one foot, until he hears and sees Dil crying]

Tommy Pickles:
What? What do you want?

Dil Pickles:
Hungry, hungry.

[Tommy goes to tend to Dil as the song continues; Chuckie slides to the ground off a monkey’s back and lands on the back of another monkey. The monkey rides Chuckie off somewhere]

Circus Monkeys:
[singing] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh...

Tommy Pickles:
Oh, but I really wanna go play with the monkeys. [digs in the duffel bag, grunts, and opens a jar of banana baby food. He gives it to Dil]

[The monkeys catch a whiff of the banana aroma and smile]

Dil Pickles:
[eating the banana baby food] Hungry, hungry. Oh, boy. [giggles, and makes a mess of himself]

[Dil eats the banana baby food and makes a mess of himself. He licks the mashed bananas off himself. Tommy tosses the jar away and is about to get another one when 3 monkeys run across the Reptar Wagon. 2 of them steal the diaper bag, which Tommy attempts to tug back, but loses his grip. Many of the other monkeys follow]

Tommy Pickles:
Watch my brother! I gotta get the diapie bag! [leaves]

[2 monkeys start to lick Dil, who is now covered with creamed bananas]

Chuckie Finster:
Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner. [tries to pull Dil away from the monkeys] Oh, no! Hey, guys, help! There's a monkey who's trying to take Tommy's brother!

[The twins just stare]

Phil DeVille:
So?

Chuckie Finster:
Oh, just help me, okay? [to the monkeys] Don't touch my hair! Hey! [Dil flies into Phil and Lil's arms, but a monkey in a tree tries to steal him. Meanwhile, he tries to take his glasses back from the baby monkey]Let go!

Phil and Lil:
[mishearing] Okay. [both let go of Dil's legs. Lil shrugged to her twin brother]

[The monkey takes him away. The other monkeys follow. The baby monkey takes off Chuckie's glasses and tosses them to the ground]

Chuckie Finster:
[ambles around near him] Oh, this is just great. I tell you, it can't get any worser than, [accidentally steps on his glasses, cracking the lenses] this. [puts it back on]

Phil DeVille:
Well, at least the monkeys are gone.

Lil DeVille:
Yeah. And they took baby Dil with them.

[Chuckie gasps in horror and watches as the monkeys climb a tree with Dil]