Scooby-Doo2002

[Scooby and Shaggy sit in the dining room of the Spooky Hotel]

Shaggy:
How groovy is this, man? Spooky Island finally came through with its all-you-can-eat deal! And there's nobody I'd rather gorge myself with than you, Scooby-Doo.

Scooby:
Aww. My best friend.

Shaggy:
You're my best friend, buddy. And you're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza. [Shaggy eats a piece of pizza with a hot pepper on it. He gulps it then spits it out as Scooby chuckles] Zoinks! These peppers are, like, hot!

Scooby:
Wimp.

Shaggy:
Wimp? Do you think you could handle it? Then why don't you put your mouth where your mouth is?

[Shaggy pushes a jar of hot peppers toward Scooby, who picks it up and sniffs the peppers]

Scooby:
OK.

[He gulps all of the peppers down his mouth, puts the jar down, and sighs]

Scooby:
Huh?

[Scooby twitches]

Shaggy:
Scooby, are you feeling OK?

[Scooby screams as smoke huffs out of his ears]

Scooby:
Oh, no!!!!

Waitress:
[as Scooby grabs a jug of water from her platter] Hey!

[Scooby gulps the water. He grabs a plate from a waiter's tray and fans his tongue with it. People start to watch as he then repeatedly bangs his head on it, leaving each dent from his face]

Shaggy:
Here you go, dude! [Shaggy grabs a bottle of ketchup. He pulls out Scooby's tongue from his mouth and squirts ketchup on it. As Shaggy lets his tongue go, Scooby sighs with relief] Like, how'd that taste, man?

Scooby:
Mmm! Delicious!

Shaggy:
Well, garcon, let's get two more! [Shaggy grabs two jars of hot peppers, one for him and one for Scooby. They take off the lids and clink them together] On the count of 3. (Ready?)

Both:
1… 2… 3!

[Just as they gulp down the peppers and scream, smoke wafts out of the eyes of the modeled tiki at the hotel entrance outside]