Scoob!2020

Shaggy:
Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?

Scooby:
No.

Shaggy:
Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in…

Scooby:
IKEA!

Shaggy:
The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"?

Scooby:
Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you.

[The doors open and Dee Dee Skyes comes to them]

Dee Dee:
Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.

Shaggy:
Well, we're Scoob—

Dee Dee:
Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me.

Scooby:
Who sent those robots?

Dee Dee:
It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.

Shaggy:
Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat].

Scooby:
It's nice to be wanted.

Dee Dee:
Mm, I hear that.

[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]

Dee Dee:
Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?

Shaggy:
Ooh, is it him? Is it him?

Dee Dee Yep. He likes to make an entrance.

Keith:
[voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.

Shaggy and Scooby:
Blue Falcon!

[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]

Blue Falcon:
Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [poses; Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?

Keith:
[voice] I missed the cue.

Blue Falcon:
Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.

Scooby:
No, you're not.

Blue Falcon Yes, I am.

Dee Dee:
I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.

Shaggy:
No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.

Blue Falcon:
They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.

Dynomutt:
I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.

Shaggy and Scooby:
Dynomutt!

Blue Falcon [whose real name is Brian Crown]:
Oh, him you recognize?

Shaggy:
Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.

Dynomutt:
And yet, here I am... without him.

[Scooby pinches Shaggy]

Shaggy:
Ow! What was that for?!

Scooby:
Making sure this isn't a dream.

Shaggy:
You're supposed to pinch yourself.

[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]

Dee Dee:
Finished?

Scooby:
[pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.

Shaggy:
Wait, Brian...

Brian:
Blue Falcon.

Shaggy:
If you're Blue Falcon now...

Brian:
I am.

Shaggy:
Does that mean...?

Brian:
Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place. [kisses the air]

Shaggy:
Oh, no!

Brian:
What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.

Dynomutt:
We still miss him very, very, very, very, very...

Brian:
Oh, no, he's glitching.

Dynomutt:
No, I'm not. Let me finish. ...very, very, very much.