Scoob!2020

[They arrive in the abandoned amusement park, Funland, in Romania as Brian and Dynomutt step out of the Falcon Fury]

Brian:
Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!

Scooby:
[whimpers] Second thoughts?

Shaggy:
Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.

[They follow Brian and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]

Shaggy:
Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]

Brian:
According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.

[They look up and see Dastardly's Mean Machine arriving]

Brian:
Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?

[Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt glare at him]

Dastardly:
[laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten] You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!

Dee Dee Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]

Dynomutt:
[activating his missiles] Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—

Brian:
RUN!!!!

Dynomutt:
[sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly] Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.

[As Scooby and Shaggy continue running away, Dee Dee flies and fires some of the Rottens and parts of the Mean Machine as Dastardly lowers down and lands to the ground]

Dastardly:
Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!

Shaggy:
This way!

[They run into an arcade and barricade the door with old video games, but as one Rotten's head pops out of a whack-a-mole game, they grab mallets and start hitting the Rotten's heads every time they show up, and thus winning points and tickets, then one Rotten shows in it's cute form. They are awed by it at first, but Shaggy hits it with his mallet.]

Shaggy:
Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.

[Dastardly kicks the door open and aims his laser at them]

Shaggy:
Woah, dude! What do you want with us?

Dastardly:
[chuckles] I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]

Scooby:
RAGGY!!!!

Dastardly:
[charging to try to grab Scooby] Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!

[Shaggy continues flying until he lands on the Ferris wheel where Brian is hiding]

Brian:
Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.

[Scooby runs away from the Rottens, but they corner him, and Scooby runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors.]

Dastardly:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.

Scooby:
Is he chipped?

Dastardly:
Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.

Scooby:
But, I don't have your key. No pockets.

Dastardly:
No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.

Scooby:
No thanks, Dastardly.

Dastardly:
Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.

Scooby:
R'OK, Rick.

Dastardly:
No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.

Scooby:
Rick with a D.

Dastardly:
[grumbles] Da-Da-Da-Dick.

Scooby:
Ra-ra-ra-Rick.

Dastardly:
Dick, Dick, DICK! [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.

[The Rottens fire at the Ferris wheel]

Shaggy:
Brian, do something!

Brian:
Like what?!

Shaggy:
Like drop some F-bombs!

Brian:
Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!

Shaggy:
No! Falcon bombs!

Brian:
You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.

Shaggy:
There right there!

Brian:
Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?

Shaggy:
Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!

[He throws the falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play Hot Potato with the falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and it's bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming]

Dastardly:
[searching for Scooby-Doo] Here boy! Where are you?

[Scooby slowly pops out of a bumper car where he's hiding and sighs in relief, thinking he lost him, but he turns, sees Dastardly right in front of him and screams]

Dastardly:
You're mine, Scooby-Doo!

[Dynomutt kicks Dastardly]

Dynomutt:
Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.

[They escape on Scooby's bumper car as the Rottens get under Dastardly's bumper car]

Dastardly:
Follow that dog!

[They follow Scooby and Dynomutt in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Shaggy and Brian to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]

Dynomutt:
Brian!

Scooby:
[gasps] Raggy!

[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Dastardly follows them on the roller coaster]

Shaggy:
I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]

Dastardly:
Give me that dog!

Scooby:
Raggy!

Shaggy:
Scooby!

Brian:
Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"

Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt:
#FoxyFalcon!

[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly falling with his bumper car]

Dastardly:
DRAT!!!!!!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]