Scoob!2020

Captain Caveman:
As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]

Scooby:
Brian, we found the last skull!

Brian:
Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.

Captain Caveman:
Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.

Scooby:
You?

Brian:
Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.

Scooby:
Doesn't sound heroic.

Brian:
[to Captain Caveman] Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.

Captain Caveman:
Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.

[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]

Captain Caveman:
All right now, let's get our fight on!

[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle starts]

Brian:
Come at me, little man!

[The caveman group gasp in shock]

Captain Caveman:
Little?! Did you just call me little?!

Scooby:
No, he said big.

Brian:
I did call you little, pipsqueak.

Scooby:
He said big squeak.

Captain Caveman:
You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

[He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]

Captain Caveman:
I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!

Dynomutt:
[as he and Dee Dee witness the battle] Brian! Come on.

Brian:
Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.

Cavewomen Cheerleaders:
Ra ra, ra ra ra!

Brian:
[gets up from underneath the piece of the wall] Scooby, help!

Scooby:
What do I do?!

Brian:
Use the suit thingies!

Captain Caveman:
[lands on the piece of the wall] Who's your captain?

Cavewomen Cheerleaders:
Captain Caveman!

[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]

Captain Caveman:
Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!

Scooby:
I want my Raggy!

[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]

Dee Dee:
You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.

Dynomutt:
On it.

Dee Dee:
[as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off] Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]

Captain Caveman:
I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!

[The Mystery Machine, ridden by Fred and Shaggy rides into the stadium]

Dynomutt:
Uh...

Shaggy:
Look out!

[Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]

Captain Caveman:
Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!

Shaggy:
[gets out of the Mystery Machine] Scooby!

Scooby:
Raggy? How'd you get here?

Shaggy:
No, let me go first. Scoob-

Dynomutt:
Where did that anachronistic van come from?

Shaggy:
Fred brought it, but that's not important.

Dee Dee:
How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole?

[Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]

Shaggy:
I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…

Brian:
Who's Fred?

Shaggy:
[continued] …right now, I need to tell Scoob—

Fred:
[in Dastardly's voice; laughs] Not me!

[He kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]

Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee:
Dick Dastardly?!

Dastardly:
That's right, and your foolish friend led me straight to you!

[The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]

Shaggy:
Oh, no!

[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]

Dastardly:
If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]

Scooby:
RAGGY!!!!

Shaggy:
SCOOBY!!!!

Dastardly:
Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]

Brian:
Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?

Dastardly:
Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.

Brian:
Well, good thing we have one!

Dastardly:
Oh, do you now? [laughs as he get on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]

Brian:
There's something about the way he said, "do you?" and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.

[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed]

Brian:
[groans and drops Fred] I hate it when I'm right.

Dynomutt:
We're lucky it doesn't happen often.