Shrek Forever After2010

Shrek:
Stiltskin!

[Rumpelstiltskin jumped up and looked back, seeing Shrek wander through the aisle]

Shrek:
I hear you're looking for me.

Rumpelstiltskin:
All right! Finally! [calls out and looks around] Who turned him in? Who gets the deal of a lifetime?

Shrek:
I do.

[He took the 'deal of a lifetime' contract out of Rumpelstiltskin's hand]

Rumpelstiltskin:
What?! But--

Shrek:
If I'm turning myself in, I get the deal of a lifetime.

[He plucked a feather from Fifi and dipped in the magic ink jar]

Shrek:
That means you have to give me anything I want.

[The scared villain leaped onto the table, stopping him signing it]

Rumpelstiltskin:
No, no, no! Only true love's kiss can break your contract! So if you thought you were just gonna [mimicks walking] doot-doot-doot in here and get your life back--

Shrek:
I'm not here to get my life back.

Rumpelstiltskin:
[with a glare] Then what DO you want?