The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie2004

[The movie starts out on Bikini Atoll Island]

French Narrator:
Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So...uhh...wet. [the camera submerges underwater until it stops in front of the Krusty Krab] Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...

Police:
[pops up in front of the camera] Back up! Back up! [waves arms to back reporters and citizens up]

French Narrator:
Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?!

[The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops. A red crab chats to news reporters]

Mr. Krabs:
Please, settle down! We've got a situation in there! I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here!

Female Fish:
[off-screen] Look, there he is!

[A black boat with orange flames drives up. A yellow leg in a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle. With a stern look, a yellow sponge climbs out of the boat. He walks toward the Krusty Krab]

SpongeBob:
Talk to me, Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
Oh, it started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. [SpongeBob blows a bubble] When the customer took a bite, no cheese!! [cries]

SpongeBob:
[slaps Mr. Krabs' face] Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin' in. [inside, a fish sits at a table, looking extremely nervous at his Krabby Patty; enters] Take it easy, my friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. [sets a briefcase down on the table] Everything's gonna be just fine.

Phil:
I'm really scared here, man.

SpongeBob:
[opens the briefcase and takes out black gloves, putting them on] Do you got a name?

Phil:
Phil.

SpongeBob:
Do you got a family, Phil? [Phil whimpers. Choking over his words, he is unable to speak; snaps his fingers at him in order to get his attention] Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

Phil:
I got a wife and two beautiful children.

SpongeBob:
[puts on a headset] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

Phil:
What?

SpongeBob:
[with tweezers, he picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase] Say "cheese". [as he lifts the top bun off, each glimpse shows a close-up of his determined look, the tweezers with the cheese, and Phil watching. Sweat drips down his face. Later, he kicks open the door with his foot. The crowd gasps. He has Phil, who is smiling, in his arms. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles] Order up.

[The crowd cheers and lift SpongeBob on their shoulders]

Crowd:
Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! [blows foghorn from their mouth, leaving SpongeBob confused] Hip! Hip! [does it again] Hip! Hip! [and again]

[The scene changes to SpongeBob in his bedroom with his pet snail, Gary. SpongeBob turns off his alarm clock]

SpongeBob:
Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again. [runs over to a calendar] And it's finally gonna come true! Today! Sorry about this, calendar. [tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it] Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.

Gary the Snail:
Meow.

SpongeBob:
Who's it gonna be, Gary? [chuckles] Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.

[The camera zooms away from SpongeBob and Gary to reveal many "employee of the month" portraits]

SpongeBob "Employee of the Month" Awards:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob:
I'm ready, promotion!