Paddington2014

Judy:
Hey, Paddington. Have you seen the paper? [gives Paddington the newspaper]

Paddington:
Gosh.

Jonathan:
You've already been in London a day, and you're already famous.

Paddington:
Oh.

Judy:
I'm sorry if I wasn't very nice before. It's just...it's a new school and I didn't want everyone to think I was weird.

Paddington:
Oh, I understand, Judy. It's not easy being somewhere new.

Judy:
No, it isn't.

Henry:
[offscreen, faintly] He put earwax on my toothbrush! [Judy laughs]

Paddington:
Things can be very different from how you imagined.

Jonathan:
Oh, don't let him bother you. Dad's always been boring and annoying.

Mrs. Bird:
Oh, don't know 'bout that. More to your father than meets the eye.

Jonathan:
Like what?

Mrs. Bird:
Well, when I first met him, he was a very different man.

[flashback, "Born to be Wild" plays in the background]

Mary:
WHOOOOOO!!!!! Ya-aay!!! Woo-hoo!!!

Henry:
That's my girl! [he and Mary stop at the hospital]

Mary:
Not gonna let this change us, right?

Henry:
No way, baby! [they high-5 each other]

Mary:
We're having a baby! [they run in the hospital, then the flashback fast-forwards]

Mrs. Bird:
[during the flashback] But becoming a father does strange things to a man.

Henry:
[he and Mary leave the hospital] Could you be careful? There's a baby here. Hey, step back, there's a baby coming through. Could you keep those flowers away, please? She's too young for pollen.

Mary:
[confused] Where's the bike, darling?

Henry:
This is our new car.

Mary:
What? It's very beige, isn't it?

Henry:
It's a calm and neutral color. Could you get in?

Mrs. Bird:
[the flashback ends] The point is, your father loves you very much. Give him a chance. [picks up a laundry basket] He might just surprise you. [walks away]

Judy:
Maybe you and Dad just need a fresh start.

Paddington:
Hmm. I suppose I didn't make the best first impression.

Judy:
Don't take this the wrong way, but...why don't we try to make you to look a bit more presentable?

Paddington:
Hang on a minute. You're not talking about...?