Paddington2014

Paddington:
But it wasn't my fault!

Henry:
Who else was in the house? The front door was still locked.

Paddington:
There was an elephant.

Jonathan:
An elephant?

Judy:
[confused] What?

Paddington:
Well, it had a head of an elephant and a body of a snake. But it tried to shoot me!

Mrs. Bird:
Have you been drinking saltwater?

Paddington:
No.

Mary:
[crouches down] Paddington, why don't you tell us what really happened?

Paddington:
[confused] What?

Mary:
We won't be cross.

Henry:
Speak for yourself.

Paddington:
Mrs. Brown, you must believe me. I would never lie to you.