Toy Story1995

[As the camera shifts to Sid's house, the scene changes to morning]

Sid:
[as Interrogator] Oh, a survivor. Where's the rebel base? Talk!

[He slaps Woody to the ground and walks over to the window]

Sid:
[as Interrogator] I can see your will is strong.

[He opens the blinds blocking the sun]

Sid:
Well, we have ways of making you talk.

[He took out a magnifying glass and uses it to aim the sunlight on Woody's forehead, making it smolder]

Sid:
[as Interrogator] Where are your rebel friends NOW? [sinister chuckle]

Sid's Mom:
Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready.

Sid:
Alright!

[He runs out of the room and drops the magnifying glass in the process. Woody unfreezes and feels the burning on his forehead. Woody screams and runs to a bowl of half-eaten cereal (with milk) on the floor, and dunks his head in. Buzz runs over to Woody, pausing to remove two suction cup darts from his person before pulling Woody out of the bowl. Two colorful Froot-Loops stick to each of Woody's eyes like glasses]

Buzz:
Are you alright? I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A lesser man would've talked under such torture.

[Woody picks up a spoon and looks at the smolder in his reflection]

Woody:
I sure hope this isn't permanent.

Buzz:
[checking his wrist communicator] Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport.

[Woody sees the door in the reflection of the spoon. It was open]

Woody:
The door! It's open! We're free!!

Buzz:
Woody, we don't know what's out there!

Woody:
I'll tell you wha... [screams]

[The mutant toys block the way and Woody ducks behind Buzz]

Woody:
They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!

Buzz:
Shield your eyes!

[Buzz fires his laser at Babyface but it just flickers on his forehead which surprises and shocks Buzz, when the mutant toys are blocking the way]

Buzz:
It's not working! I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours--

Woody:
Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!

[He presses a button on Buzz's back which makes his right arm move up and down as they advance around the mutant toys toward the door]

Woody:
[to mutants] Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!

Buzz:
Hey! Hey!! How are you doing that? Stop that!

Woody:
Back! Back, you savages! Back!

Buzz:
Woody, stop it!

Woody:
Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!

[He drops Buzz and ran out into the hallway upstairs]

Woody:
There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...

[He ran down the stairs but then stopped when he saw Scud sleeping on them. He crept back up the stairs slowly as he could. Buzz's hand grabs him over his mouth and pulls him back behind the wall. Woody muffled gasps]

Buzz:
Another stunt like that, cowboy, you're going to get us killed.

Woody:
Don't tell me what to do!

Buzz:
Shhh!

[Buzz checks that Scud is still asleep then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. He motions for Woody to follow. Woody cowardly crawls across the open area behind him to Buzz. As Woody stands up, his pull string gets caught on the curls of the iron railing. The toys start to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pull string has caught on the railing. Then Woody's pull string comes loose and his voice box starts up]

Woody:
[voice-box] Yeeeehaaaw!! Giddy-up partner!... We got to get this wagon train a movin'!

[The noise from the voice box wakes Scud up and he follows it up the steps. Woody and Buzz look worried]

Buzz:
Split up!

[Buzz dives into a room while Woody jumps into a closet just as Scud reaches the top of the stairs. He heard the door slam and went over to sniff anything suspicious. Buzz skid to hide behind the door. Sensing his movement, Scud walks towards the door as Buzz stood back. Then as Scud moves curiously closer to Buzz, they heard snoring and look up to see Sid's father fast asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the TV. Scud then backs out and head down the stairs. Buzz was about to exit the room when he heard a sudden voice]

Announcer:
Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?

[Buzz turn to see a commercial on TV to which his logo appears]

Buzz:
Star Command!

[He opens his wrist communicator and is about to reply when a child's voice interrupts him]

Boy:
Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!

[Buzz looks towards the TV and saw it shows two boys holding a Buzz Lightyear toy in a cardboard spaceship like his own]

Announcer:
Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your help!

Boy:
On the way!

Chorus:
Buzz Lightyear!

[Buzz stares in disbelief as he watches the commercial]

Announcer:
The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest toy! Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!

Boy:
Calling Buzz Lightyear!

Announcer:
Karate chop action!

Boy:
Wow!

[With every feature demonstrated on the TV, Buzz compares the same feature on himself]

Announcer:
Pulsating laserlight!

Boy:
Total annihilation!

Announcer:
Multi-phrase voice simulator!

Buzz:
[on TV; voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

[Buzz presses the same button on his chest and it makes the same phrase the TV Buzz made]

Buzz:
[voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

Announcer:
And best of all... [big "monster truck" voice] HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!!

Buzz:
[on TV] To infinity and beyond!

[The words NOT A FLYING TOY appear at the bottom of the screen]

Announcer:
[non-excited lawyer voice] Not a flying toy.

[Buzz slowly shakes his head in wide-eyed disbelief]

Announcer:
Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!

Chorus:
Buzz Lightyear!

[The image on the screen changes to a shot of hundreds of Buzzes in their boxes lining either side of a store aisle]

Announcer:
Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.

Sportscaster:
And welcome back to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.

[As the commercial ends, Buzz look stricken then opens his wrist communicator. On the underside, he saw three words that said MADE IN TAIWAN. He looks stunned at the truth that Woody was trying to tell him all along. The song "I Will Go Sailing No More" plays as Buzz walks sadly out of the room and down the hallway. As he passes the stairwell, he stops to look at an open window as a bird flies by it. Woody's voice echoes in his head]

Singer:
Out among the stars I sail / Way beyond the moon / In my silver ship I sailed / To a dream that ended too soon / Now I know exactly who I am and what I'm here for.

Woody:
[voice-over] You are a toy! You can't fly!

[Buzz lowers his head in sadness for a moment before raising it with determination in his eyes. He slams his wrist communicator shut as if he's defying what the words say. He climbs up the railing and stands on top of it before opening his wings. He looks toward the window, determination in proving that he is able to fly and that he's really a space ranger]

Singer:
And I will go sailing no more / But no, it can't be true / I could fly if I wanted to / Like a bird in the sky / If I believed I could fly / Why, I'd fly!

Buzz:
To infinity and beyond!

[He jumps off the railing and halfway towards the window and he began to fall down towards the stairs and bounce off them and landed on the floor. He sees that his arm has been come off from the impact and was lying next to him. He drops his head back in defeat, finally accepting that he's a toy. As the song ends, Hannah came along, looking for something]

Singer:
Clearly, I will go sailing, no more...

Hannah:
Mom, Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?

[She steps on Buzz's wing and looks down to see him]

Sid's Mom:
What, dear? What was that?

Hannah:
Never mind!

[She looks at Buzz with a smile on her face. Back upstairs, the doorknob to the closet jiggles. The door opens and Woody fell off the shelves and onto the floor. A bowling ball hit Woody on the head and rolls away]

Woody:
Oof! Buzz, the coast is clear. [shakes his head] Buzz, where are you?

Buzz:
[voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go.

Hannah:
Really? That is so interesting. Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbit?

Woody:
[gasps] Buzz.

Hannah:
It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.

Woody:
Oh, no.

Hannah:
What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It goes quite well with your head.

Woody:
Ahem. [in Sid's mother's voice] Hannah! Oh, Hannah!

Hannah:
Mom? Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.

[she walks away]

Hannah:
What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?