Venom: Let There Be Carnage2021

[Eddie is watching a Spanish telenova, inside a hotel room]

Venom:
I love this show.

Eddie:
yeah.

Venom:
Maximilliano's feelings are not being validated.

Eddie:
Yeah, well, he never should have kept such an insane secret, man.

Venom:
We all have a past, Eddie.

Eddie:
What, are you... hiding stuff from me?

Venom:
Eighty-billion light-years of hive knowledge, across universes, would explode your tiny little brain.

Eddie:
What... what does that even mean, man?

Venom:
Well, let me give you a taste, then. Just the smallest fraction of the things we Symbiotes have experienced.

Eddie:
Okay?

Venom:
Ready, Eddie?

Eddie:
Yeah.

[As Venom gives Eddie a glimpse of the hive knowledge, the room begins to change]

Venom:
What's happening?

Eddie:
[jumps off the bed] No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Venom:
[panicked] What the hell is that?!

Eddie:
[turns towards the object that has startled Venom] Oh... that's, uh... that's just a towel. [Looking around in panic] Where are we? What did you do?

Venom:
It wasn't me! [Eddie's attention is turned to the TV, where J. Jonah Jameson is speaking]

J. Jonah Jameson:
[On TV] Incredibly, this shocking revelation, brought to life by yours truly, has only raised more...

Eddie:
[notices Venom's alertness] What? What is it?

Jameson:
... the life of Peter Parker. [Venom transforms and approaches the TV] AKA Spider-Man. AKA the Spider-Menace. But rest assured, dear viewers, we here at the Daily Bugle will...

Venom That... guy... [licks the image of Spider-Man on the screen]