Wreck-It Ralph2012

Ralph:
[looking into lost and found crate] Okay, let's see what we got here. [a cockroach lands on his hand] Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here. [flicks it off, finds a Super Mushroom] Mushroom? No. [puts it back, finds a Metal Gear exclamation point] What is this? No. [tosses it, finds Zangief's underwear] Come on, Zangief. Gross. [tosses back in] What am I doing?

[a heavily-armored space marine, Markowski bumps past Ralph]

Ralph:
Hey, excuse you!

[Markowski staggers on and right into the wall again and again, in a walk cycle.]

Markowski:
[mumbling, shell-shocked] We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. We are humanity's last hope.

Ralph:
[stands and looks at him, curious] Uh... You okay there, space cadet?

[Markowski whips around quickly and grabs Ralph by the collar.]

Markowski:
[traumatized] We've only been plugged in a week, and every day it's "Climb the building, then fight bugs. Climb the building, fight more bugs!"

Ralph:
Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right?

Markowski:
And all for what? A lousy medal?

Ralph:
[ding] Medal? You win a medal?

Markowski:
Yeah, Medal of Heroes.

Ralph:
Ooh. Is it shiny?

Markowski:
Eh-Pretty shiny.

Ralph:
Ooh! And it says "hero" on it?

Markowski:
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

Ralph:
And you say you win it by climbing a building?

Markowski:
AND FIGHTING BUGS!

Ralph:
Right, bugs. Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game and, you know, maybe get one of those medals?

Markowski:
Negatory.

Ralph:
Does that mean maybe?

Markowski:
No! Look, only the bravest and the best serve in our corps. [sees a cockroach who climbs on Ralph's shoulder] BUG!!!! [shrieks and runs himself into the wall, knocking himself out]

[Ralph sees the helmet rolling to him in front, then flicks the cockroach off again.]