She's Out of My League

She's Out of My League2010

Stars: Jay Baruchel, Mike Vogel, T. J. Miller
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 105 minutes

She's Out of My League is a 2010 American romantic comedy film directed by Jim Field Smith and written by Sean Anders and John Morris. The film stars Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve, and was produced by Jimmy Miller for Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks … more »



Kirk:
Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly?

Devon:
'Cause I thought you had.

Kirk:
No. We're just in a sticky wicket.

Stainer:
A "sticky wicket"?

Kirk:
Yeah. A rough patch. Rough pumpkins.

Stainer:
And how many times have you called her?

Kirk:
Five.

Stainer:
And how many times have you really called her?

Kirk:
Seventeen.

Stainer:
It's done. Tao of Love.

Kirk:
What?

Stainer:
That's what I call it. The Tao of Love. You being with Molly defies, like, forces of nature. It's over man.

Kirk:
No. It's not over. Frankly, I'm sick of all you guys pretending like you know where I'm coming from. None of you know what I'm going through right now.

Stainer:
Tina Jordan does.

Kirk:
Who the hell is Tina Jordan?

Stainer:
She was my Molly.

Kirk:
You never mentioned her.

Stainer:
I didn't want to jinx it. But she was perfect. Yeah, perfect. Freckled shoulders. Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. I shoulda seen it coming too, 'cause she was a ten. Like a hard ten. I was a six, possibly a seven. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months.

Kirk:
That's what that was? You said you had mono.

Stainer:
Yeah. Mono of the heart.

Jack:
Oh, my God, how's your vagina?

Stainer:
Shut up, Jack!

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