Wreck-It Ralph2012

[Wreck it Ralph is at Bad Anon where he just finished how hard his life and game is, everyone starts clapping]

Clyde:
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow Bad Guys, we've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.

Ralph:
Really?

Zangief:
Right here. I am Zangief. I am Bad Guy.

Everyone including Ralph:
Hi, Zangief.

Zangief:
I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs. [in meantime, smacks his thigh] And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like Good Guy?" Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is Good Guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? [Smacks his thigh again] And I say, "Zangief, you are Bad Guy, but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy."

[Everyone claps at Zangief's understandings except Ralph] Ralph:
Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there

Zombie:
Zombie! Bad Guy!

Everyone including Ralph:
Hi Zombie.

Zombie:
Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good! Bad! [Growls] You must love you.

Kano:
Yeah! Inside Here! [He rips out Zombie's heart]

Ralph:
Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping.

Clyde:
Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?

Ralph:
I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.

Satan:
Happy anniversary, Ralph.

Ralph:
Thanks, Satan.

Satan:
Uh, it's "Sateen", actually.

Ralph:
Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[The Bad-Anon members gasp, Bowser breathes fire balls & Clyde turns blue]

Kano:
You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

Bison:
You're not goin' Turbo, are you?

Ralph:
Turbo?! No, I'm not going Turbo! C'mon, guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Zombie:
Yes.

Clyde:
Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Zangief:
Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.