12 oz. Mouse2005

Liquor:
And when he said, "Can I give you a hands"? He really meant, "Can I give you a hand -- [shows the same severed hand inside the jar] This hand". [chuckles]

Liquor:
Hey, y'all keep drinking and laughing, and I'll be right back with more.

[after Liquor's show, Liquor had to deal with expectations in the other room]

Liquor:
They're not buying it.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Liquor:
No. Here's a better idea. Suck it.

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Eye:
Someone sounds mad back there.

[Second Eye points the long gun at Eye]

Second Eye:
Yes, someone does.