Perfect Hair Forever2004

Gerald Bald Z:
How can I attain such hair that is so desired in our fruited land of action?

Uncle Grandfather:
Sit down, nephew, and I shall tell you. [scooches over] You will attain a level that will bring you to large gifts of unbalding ways. With those ways, you follow the path to the pass of the, um...

[Brenda shows up]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, Brenda.

[Brenda's theme plays while she carrying hamburgers]

Gerald Bald Z:
Uncle Grandfather--

Uncle Grandfather:
[lifts the table up to hit Gerald] SIT DOWN!

Gerald Bald Z:
Ow.

Uncle Grandfather:
Dumb kid.