Perfect Hair Forever2004

Cat Man:
Halt. Not so fast.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who are you?

Cat Man:
I am Cat Man. I'm gonna scratch your face off.

Gerald Bald Z:
Look, here, Cat Man, you're little more than an obstacle placed in my path by the evil Coiffio, my ever-present and demonic enemy bent on destroying the world -- While I am just a modest youth with a competitive spirit.

[Cat Man randomly scratches a tree]

Gerald Bald Z:
Look how long this is taking.

[Gerald moves on with his journey]

Cat Man:
Hey, where you going? That's it? Come back here. I'm going cut you. I'll lick a hole in you with my sharp tongue.