Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Mom:
Each of my little pumpkins gonna get a turn with Mommy on the slide, starting with my most favorite.

[Mom picks out his most favorite baby of all to play in the park while Xavier runs in]

Xavier:
My god. What brand of monster would abandon a childling?

[Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Xavier's Dad:
Go on, son. Your brand-new bike is just behind that tree. Go on.

Young Xavier:
Really?

Xavier's Dad:
So long, weirdo!

Young Xavier:
DAD!

[Xavier's Dad got hit by a corn on a cob van]

Young Xavier:
NOOOOOOO! [sees the bike after the vore transition] Hey. He was telling the truth.

[the corn start to pop as popcorn from the corn van]

Young Xavier:
Yummy! Popcorn!

[while Young Xavier is riding on his new bike, he crashed and exploded from a dog]

[Xavier's flashback ends]

Xavier:
If that kind of thing had actually happened to me, I don't know what I do.