Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
Yoo-hoo! Daddy's home. Who's hungry?

Snake Hand:
I never thought you'd ask.

[Snake Hand says, wolfing down a baby]

Xavier:
Snake Hand, you promised!

Snake Hand:
Look, someone left you a world's greatest dad trophy.

[snake tricks]

Xavier:
Wow. Really?

[Snake Hand wolfs down another baby again]

Xavier:
Snake Hand, get those babies out right now! Give me back my sons! Aha! Got it. [sees the skeleton of the baby] Ew!

Snake Hand:
Goes down easier boneless.

[thinks the snake]

Xavier:
Oh! My son. And my other son! I'm over it. I feel like a million love units. WHOO! What do they put in those things? I'm filled with a youthful spunk. Gallons of it.

[snake says]

Snake Hand:
I just wanted to give you energy to help sniff out those poor missing babies.