Assy McGee2006

Sanchez:
This thing turned from a simple stick-and-grab to a hostage situation. Chief wants you running point.

Assy McGee:
Five years planning that vacation.

Sanchez:
Well, maybe if you weren't the best hostage negotiator around, you'd be back there enjoying the lake. Must be peaceful, being there all by yourself.

Assy McGee:
Actually, you know who's got property next to mine?

Sanchez:
Who?

Assy McGee:
Kid Rock.

Sanchez:
The music guy?

Assy McGee:
Yeah.

Sanchez:
I bet he plays his music loud.

Assy McGee:
I thought he was gay, but I watched him and his girlfriend do it. [wheezes]

Sanchez:
You should've worn a parka.

Assy McGee:
And next time you shower, try standing near the water. [laughs]

Sanchez:
You know, sometimes, you're really rude.