Assy McGee2006

[Jasper leaves from the pharmacy]

Assy McGee:
[using megaphone] Okay, son, what do you want us to call you?

Jasper:
Uh, Jasper's my name. My Mom and Dad named us all "J" names.

Assy McGee:
[using megaphone] That's cute. You and I are gonna see eye-to-eye.

Jasper:
Hey, look, we're all hungry in here, okay? So we want some pizzas now, alright? And if we don't get any pizza, then someone's gonna get it!

Assy McGee:
[using megaphone] You got to trade me one hostage for every topping.

Jasper:
No, man. I guess then just cheese, then. We want some soda, too...some, um, Dr. Brown's Celery Soda.

Assy McGee:
[to Sanchez] He didn't bite.

Sanchez:
You almost had him.

Assy McGee:
I know, this guy's a riddle wrapped inside of a brain teaser, Sanchez.