Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
Let me ask you something, Jasper. Why'd you do it?

Jasper:
Um, well, I was breast-fed until I was 13, and that really messed me up. Oh, and my Dad's overbearing. And he also breast-fed me.

Assy McGee:
I know what it's like to be a little bit mixed up. Maybe doing the wrong thing and listening to the right thing is no better. Maybe you f***ed up, and then you wish you hadn't, and you stare at that face in the mirror, and it says to you, "What the f*** are you doing now"?

Jasper:
Okay.

Assy McGee:
You got look in that mirror and say, "I'm better than that." You're better than this, Jasper. [farts] I guess that's what I'm saying.

Jasper:
Wow, thanks a lot, man. You -- You've been a really big help.

Assy McGee:
Sometimes all you need is someone to talk to.

Jasper:
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm sorry.

Assy McGee:
I know. I'm sorry, too, son. [fights Jasper]