Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
[drunk] Air waitress, come here. [chuckles] Come closer. Assy's not gonna bite. Guess what. I'm not the world's greatest grandpa. I'm an Air Marshal.

Flight Attendant Woman:
Okay.

Assy McGee:
[drunk] So, you ever made love in the lavatory with an air marshal before?

Flight Attendant Woman:
Sir, I think you've had a little too much to drink.

Assy McGee:
[drunk] All I'm asking is if you've made love in the lavatory with an air marshal.

Flight Attendant Woman:
Yes, I have.

Assy McGee:
Have you ever made love in the lavatory with world's greatest grandpa?

Flight Attendant Woman:
Sir, please.

Civilian Man:
Why don't you just leave the lady alone?

Assy McGee:
Who's talking to you. Willy Loman? What, are you traveling on business or pleasure?

Civilian Man:
Businessman.

Assy McGee:
Oh, Mr. Businessman. Ah, thinks he's better than everybody else.

Civilian Man:
Hey, that's not necessary.

Assy McGee:
Necessary? Let me introduce you to necessary. [pulls out gun]

Assy McGee:
Necessary is a 9-millimeter beretta. Necessary, I'd like you to meet some douchebag salesman.

[Assy tackles the cilvilian man]

Assy McGee:
Air Marshals don't take kindly to being interrupted when they're trying to have sex with Stewardesses. Comprende? COMPRENDE?!

[the civilian man still choking while Assy still got his foot down on his neck]

Assy McGee:
I'M SORRY! I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!