Perfect Hair Forever2004

Gerald Bald Z:
Hello, I'm Gerald Bald -- Bald, and I've made $325 dollars last year with just walking around on a confusing quest. Now you too can be on this quest. [cuts to the next scene where Gerald's line was remaked] Now you too can be on this quest.

Gerald Bald Z:
Have you ever wanted to be friends with a hot dog...

Action Hot Dog:
La la la!

Gerald Bald Z:
...a tree...

Inaproppriate Comedy Tree:
HEY, EVERYBODY!

Gerald Bald Z:
...and a torndado?

Terry/Twisty:
Come here. [said it camly]

[the next suddenly starts to go on an acid trip]

Gerald Bald Z:
I'M TRIPPING MY BRAINS OUT ON ACID! Now how much would you pay? Phone lines open right after the buff break... [goes off character] That doesn't sound like Gerald at all.