Assy McGee2006

Sanchez:
So, check it out, Chief. While Assy was apprehending the suspect, I was moving quickly to hot-wire this truck to hitch it up to this jumpy castle. And then I quickly dragged it over towards this damaged ferris wheel.

Chief:
[tired] That's -- That's fascinating.

Sanchez:
And I was able to position it right underneath the car that was carrying my daughter.

Chief:
I'm not seeing anything.

Sanchez:
What? Oh, hang on. It's buffering.

[after a few seconds of buffering the video plays]

Sanchez:
Then when the car broke loose, Giselle fell. She was able to land on the jumpy castle.

Chief:
I'm glad your boy's okay.

Sanchez:
It was my daughter, actually.

Chief:
Mustache threw me off.

Sanchez:
And she's not okay. She's paralyzed.

Chief:
Oh, well. I'm sure she'll be fine.

Sanchez:
Yeah, she's paralyzed. She's gonna be fine.

Chief:
I'm just glad that sick deputy chief is behind bars. Good work. Detective.

Sanchez:
What can I tell you? Assy and me -- We're pretty good partners, right?

Assy McGee:
Chief, I got you a present.

[Assy gives Chief a fluffy doll of a parody of Spongebob Squarepants]

Chief:
Are you serious? Is this Sponge Paul?

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Chief:
Wow. Outstanding. I love it. In fact, all those characters on that show are wonderful. I can't wait to play with this.