Perfect Hair Forever2004

Cat Man:
Hey, clown. I'm banging on this door. Open up. [bangs door] Cat Man coming in the house. [bangs door] I've been out here for eight years kicking on this door. Now open it.

[Rod instead opens his garage door]

Rod the Anime God:
Okay, I'm sensing a problem here.

Cat Man:
Uh, yeah, there's been some complaint of you smoking in your apartment.

Rod the Anime God:
That 'cause I'm a flame, man.

Cat Man:
Should have vaped that stuff, bro. Now I got to smell this, and now you're in trouble.

Rod the Anime God:
Yeah, yeah, well, I'm a flame, so...happens.

Cat Man:
No smoking in the building, alright? I'm furious. People are...people are pissed off around here.

Rod the Anime God:
[gets closed to Cat Man intensely] I'm a bonfire, born to smoke. You should shove that right up cat-hole.

Cat Man:
Cat-hole? What the hell are you talking about? I don't have a cat-hole.

Rod the Anime God:
Well, come on in here, man. I'll make you one.

Cat Man:
I don't know, dude.

Rod the Anime God:
Check it out. [holds a burning mouse on a string tied to a stick]

Cat Man:
Mm, what's that?

Rod the Anime God:
Here, kitty, kitty.

Cat Man:
Hey, I want that.

Rod the Anime God:
Psst, psst, psst, psst.

Cat Man:
Let me get that.