Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
My bike was stolen this morning, Chief.

Other Police Officer:
Here we go again.

Assy McGee:
It's a 1973 Raleigh Sprite.

Chief:
I thought you rode around on a scooter.

Sanchez:
Yeah, and someone stole my son's bike, too.

Assy McGee:
More importantly, my bike was stolen. Mint condition, sturmey-archer components, handmade, you pricks -- Not some assembly-line bull [bleep].

Sanchez:
Yeah, and Rodolpho loved his bike, It was, uh, huffy 3-speed.

Assy McGee:
It was spartan-green, Chief.

Chief:
I got six murders, three rapes on the books, and you two douche-wits are TALKING ABOUT A COUPLE OF STOLEN BIKES?!

Assy McGee:
Someone's got to pay for this...WITH THEIR KNEECAPS!