Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
I've got a game to play.

Rich Kid:
Oh, goody. Finally a game. It's been so long. I want to play.

Xavier:
It's a role-playing game. We'll switch places.

Xavier (roleplaying as the Rich Kid):
Oh, hello, I am the fancy son of Coffers Worthington. You must do what I say. I own you.

Rich Kid (roleplaying as Xavier):
But I'm just an insolent pet, and I bristle at the orders of my owner. I just want to yammer on about a dumb wise master and have silly flashbacks.

Xavier:
Well, go ahead. Have one.

Rich Kid:
What?

[Rich Kid gets tricked by Xavier by sending his flashbacks into the Rich Kid's mind]

Chief Master Guru:
Your superiority is a gray phantom. To reach true enlightenment, you must learn to become one with the universe.

Rich Kid:
Where am I? Who are you, old man? Have someone bring me my brambleberry broth. Chop-chop.

Chief Master Guru:
Once you connect to the mother consciousness, you see we are all the same creature in different forms.

Rich Kid:
This place bores me, and I am going home.

[Rich Kid suddenly got transported to a scary destination]

Rich Kid:
I can't be late for -- For my...nightmare.

[six months later]

Rich Kid:
If this is wretched misery, Daddy, then what is this moisture seeping from my beautiful eyes?

[CMG appears when he became a buffalo that Rich Kid took a bite from it]

Chief Master Guru:
You've made the breakthrough. You have discovered suffering. And so you can return.