Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Rich Kid:
So pain is real. I hate it! Intend to buy up all the suffering in the world and drown it in the ocean like a kitten.

Xavier:
I know much about suffering. I have been a student of pain. The sum of my life ponder can be glimpsed by peering through my psyche crystal. Wrong side. Through here.

Psyche Crystal:
Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else.

Psyche Crystal:
This is the first law of emodynamics. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Psyche Crystal:
Fact -- Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Factor -- Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest -- Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severaly mocked for its physical appearance.

Psyche Crystal:
Don't be a pleasure hog. You're every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "Yes" on Proposition 1231. Think of some kids. Some kids.