Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Big Hand:
You hath rambled well. Thus I shall answer questions three.

Xavier:
Who am I?

Big Hand:
I cannot tell you that, sire.

Xavier:
Where did I come from?

Big Hand:
I cannot tell you that. Cor blimey. You hath one question left.

Xavier:
Why are you pretending to be British?

Big Hand:
I have always admired the British. You are out of questions. But your quest has just begun.

[the big hand turns into a mirror]

Xavier:
Who are you?

[Xavier sticks his hand into the mirror which then turns out to be a camel he's sticking into the camel's butt]

Xavier:
I guess it's true what they say about a Camel's ass. I am hungry.