Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Smoking Guy:
Let me get, uh, two packs of cigarettes before I go.

Diner Guy:
I got to warn you -- They say every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life.

Smoking Guy:
Well, hey, if I keep smokin' I'll get younger.

Diner Guy:
Shoot. You're a bad little boy.

Smoking Guy:
Besides, they say every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. I just chowed me down a year's worth.

Diner Guy:
Shoot. You're a naughty boy. I'd like to put you over my knee and spank you some.

Xavier:
[to Diner Guy] You keep your hands off him. His bottom [touches the guy's bottom] is his personal, private place.

Diner Guy:
How long you been standing there, you freak?

Smoking Guy:
What are you, a Chinaman?

Xavier:
I wish I knew myself.