Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
Just how deep does my soul go? Does my --

Gandhi:
Xavier, this is your special day! Today you will finally be recognized for the great achievements you've made as the world's number-one guardian angel!

Xavier:
Please. I don't do it for the accolades.

Gandhi:
Here's the orphan whose life you saved!

[the orphan's head falled off]

Gandhi:
Oh. Well...this is the priest you rescued!

Skeleton Priest:
That's the wino who mouthed my bottom!

Dead Woman:
We're all dead.

Dead Man:
[clears throat] You haven't saved any of us.

Gandhi:
Well, he's about to, uh...save this baby! [thinking] I have to do my laundry.

[after the baby breaks into glass pieces, Xavier wakes up]

Xavier:
Uh-oh, I've fallen asleep on my dream catcher again. Judging by the amount of dream goo, it was some powerful stuff.