Xavier: Renegade Angel2007
[Xavier watches a Whoopsie Doodle commercial]
Clumso:
Whoopsie Doodle! There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! We made the cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-BLUE?!
Xavier:
My god! No one deserves a mix-up that bad. I've got to help those poor bastards.
Clumso:
Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Available for a limited time only!
Xavier:
Damn you, Clumso! How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! For this is my destiny...
Clumso:
Uh-oh! Now there was a factory mix-up! We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor!
Commercial Kid:
Yummy! And the light floral scent keep me feeling fresh all day!
Clumso:
These Blue-Chocolate-Chip Tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! So huge, it hurts! Just slice and insert!
Commercial Mom:
They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge.
Commercial Girl:
I gobble them, while they gobble my filth.
Commercial Man:
What do I care? [rides away flipping the camera off]
Commercial Girl #2:
It's my time...for my yummy -- Period.
Clumso:
Exclamation point!
Xavier:
Question mark?
Narrator:
If left in mouth more than three days, cookies may cause toxic shock.
Xavier:
Two factory screw-ups in one town! [sniffs] Something smells fishy, and I intend to get to the bottom of this barrel. [echoing] It is my destiny.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on June 27, 2024
Translation
Find a translation for this quote in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive
Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?
Citation
Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 23 Dec. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1281156>.
Share your thoughts on this Xavier: Renegade Angel's quote with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In