Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier puts his dreamcatcher into one of the pipes making the Maxi-Bites company lose the people's jobs]

Xavier:
I just did a solid in the creek, everyone. No need to thank me.

Maxi-Bite Worker:
What you talkin' 'bout, freak? We all just lost our jobs!

Farmer:
That was the last job in town. Now my poor family will have to live off my farm. It not mu--

Xavier:
I'm on a helping roll, and I'd be glad to do a solid all over your family.

Farmer:
We've been through enough. Hey. You're that freak who warned us about the fleetingness of Earth's plentiful bounties.

Xavier:
Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much -- Just five hots and a cot and a queen-size lazy-bread bed. And a flat-screen iTV. And a Wi-Fi hotspot. And a breakfast nook. A sauna, a conversation nook, some of them crazy cookies. Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana"? [laughs]

Farmer:
We're in a drought. I can give you a plate of weevils every day.

Xavier:
Deal. [thinking] Sucker. I would have settled for every other day.