Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Mohawk Guy gives Xavier a tour about Squatopia]

Mohawk Guy:
Yep, we were the first to squat a whole town, brah.

Xavier:
Okay --

Mohawk Guy:
These are the crash couches. Rip up some Z's, if you please.

Mohawk Guy:
This is the Freedom Fountain and the public toilet. Hey, Squatters' Rights!

All:
SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!

Xavier:
Yeah, but, you see, the crystal belonged to my father. He was murdered.

Mohawk Guy:
This is the Wreck Center, brah, where we wreck things. And over there, that's Chinatown. Hey, Squatters' Rights!

China Man:
YOU GET OUT OF HERE NOW! [gong sound effect]

Mohawk Guy:
Only one rule here, brah -- No rules. Anyone caught with rules has to wear the scarlet "F." [to the tied up man with a painted "F" on his face] Fascist.

Xavier:
That crystal is the most important thing in my life.

Mohawk Guy:
If I need any cash, I just sell my seed, brah. You know, if I'm really desperate, I scrape the seed off the couches and sell it. One day, we'll squat the globe.

Xavier:
The thief had a unicycle. Did you see him?

Mohawk Guy:
That was Puggler. You should have asked me before. You'll never catch up to brah now. He went to B.M.

Xavier:
In the Freedom Fountain?

Mohawk Guy:
No, burning man. Actually, this year, we're not gonna be sexist. We're calling it Burning Person. In today's day and age, women can be set on fire, too.