Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

June:
Popo is saying that once we all accept her, we will ascend into glory. Pops says 10. Popo says 9.

[Xavier's brain juice memory ends]

Xavier:
Glory? I can't lose my love to glory. I've got to get her.

[Xavier reached into his ear to get June out of his memory]

All:
WE SURRENER TO POPO! POOO!

[a giant hand grabs June out of the planet]

Citizen Guy:
God has taken her!

All:
[in unison] WHAT THE -- WEIRD! You know, to be honest, I was a tiny bit skeptical about this whole "Popo's the Messiah" thing before that happened. But now I really do surrender to Popo!

[then a angel grabs the earth to heaven]

Angel:
We're all special.

[the crystal ball ends with the Preacher's future]

Preacher:
So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to heaven?

Gypsy Woman:
Balls never lie. The world's hymen shall be restored...innocence regained.

Preacher:
Hot dog! I'm getting me some world-soul saving ape snoochidoo! [gives money to Gypsy Woman]

Gypsy Woman:
Sucker. Just tell them what they want to hear..."follow your heart".