Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Both Xaviers gets into an argument call on a phone booth]

Xavier 2:
Hello? Hello?

Xavier 1:
Hello?

Xavier 2:
Who's this?

Xavier 1:
Who's this?

Xavier 2:
I'm asking the questions. I called you.

Xavier 1:
No, I called you. And you sound like the ugliest son of a b*tch I ever heard.

Xavier 2:
You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons.

Xavier 1:
Well, you sound like some total chode's inability to confront the reality of his past actions.

Xavier 2:
If I ever get you stinky mug in my line of sight, I swear to jack off, I'll cock your clock off.

Xavier 1:
Well, I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up first and--

[Xavier 2 hangs up imeadiately]

Xavier 1:
DAMN IT!