Assy McGee2006

[Assy puts the gun in the Student Nerd's mouth to confess where Gordon is]

Assy McGee:
WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE DORK? WHERE IS HE? THE DORK! THE DORK! THE DORK! WHERE'S THE DORK!

[Sanchez comes in]

Sanchez:
Hey Assy -- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! IT'S NOT HIM! Don't shoot the kid, huh? It's not him. Forensics found a match. The hair from the dictionary matches the school sex-ed teacher. We got a match, kid. [laughing] And you got to meet this girl that works down there. She's unbelievable.

Sanchez:
I mean, it's just a crush. I mean, I still love Brenda and everything, but...

Assy McGee:
[to Student Nerd] Clean yourself up, kid. You smell like P-I-S.