Assy McGee

Assy McGee2006

Director: Matt Harrigan and Carl W. Adams
Assy McGee is an American adult animated sitcom. The series featured a police detective named Assy McGee, a parody of tough-guy cop characters, who is a walking pair of buttocks. Along with his partner Don Sanchez (modeled after Luis Guzmán), the t… more »



Sanchez:
Whose place is this, anyway?

Dooley:
A hungry pigeon, that's who. [knocks on door] MARKY! We just want to talk to ya.

[Marky open the door]

Marky:
What do you want, douche?

Dooley:
How's the old man? He and Terry still cuttin' lumber at Dugan's?

Marky:
Uh, you know, laid off -- Tending bar down the pig still.

Dooley:
Well, I'll have to stop in for a pint. I'll tell him I saw you and you look like you're finally getting your life together.

Marky:
Y-You'd do that for me?

Dooley:
Well, if you tell me where Mikey O'Brien is.

Marky:
Aw, come on, douche. I don't know nothin'.

Dooley:
You don't know nothin', do ya? [to Sanchez] Stretch your legs for me, will ya, detective?

Sanchez:
Your show.

[Dooley straight up kicks Marky's door]

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