Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier draws black stuff on Shamus' face for the couple to remember their first son, Michael]

Xavier:
This is Shaka...dingo.

Blue Shirt Guy:
He looks just like our Michael right after he got hit by that car.

Xavier:
Shakadingo, go hug your new mommy and daddy.

Pink Shirt Woman:
We're not ready for this. I can't...

[Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Xavier's Mom:
Oh, can't pick you up, dear. Mommy's holding some raw meat.

[transitions to the next scene where Xavier's Mom gets more offensive and dirty]

Xavier's Mom:
Mommy can't kiss your boo-boo! Still holding that raw meat from years ago.

[transitions to the next scene where Xavier's Mom turns into a old hag and still keeping the rotten meat when Xavier graduated]

Xavier's Mom:
MEAT!

Young Xavier:
Close your legs, mother. You're embarrassing me.