Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
I'm going to take you on a 12-step journey of a thousand rehabilimiles to the land of you. For now, to face your fears, you first must face the fear of your face. Look at what's become of ye.

[Hobo #1 looks at a mirror]

Hobo #1:
This is dumb, man. What am I looking for?

[Xavier hits the hobo with a shovel making the Hobo have an aura]

Hobo #1:
What's that, man?

Xavier:
That's your aura. Tune in to it.

Aura:
I'm hurting. Who wants to party?

Hobo #1:
What's an aura?

Xavier:
'Tis the luminous echo of your brute physicalia, the ultimate ethereal glue that entwines the ego with the universal field of consciousness.

Hobo #1:
Ultimate glue, man? I like the sound of that!

[Hobo #1 looks at the ballet teach and students' auras]

Ballet Teacher:
What are you two doing in here?

Hobo #1:
[huffs the aura from them] Pure, uncut aura! This is the good stuff. You want a hit?

Xavier:
Pain is never the fault of the feeler. It's just the fault of all the actions you consciously chose to make.

Aura:
Why would you blame the vicitm?! [beats Xavier] Take that! taste the pain!