Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Hobo #1:
Veteran? I tried to sign up for war, but they said I was too crazy to kill.

[Hobo's PTSD eyes starts to show a burning american flag and shows the words, "Happy Halloween"]

Hobo #1:
Boo. Boo.

Xavier:
Well, this all started when you separated from your aura. You've got to get back.

Hobo #1:
I smoked too much cement.

[Xavier picks up the hobo which somehow turned into cement all of sudden]

Xavier:
You're hard as a rock. I know where to stick you in.

[Xavier sticks the hobo inside the aura's sore inhaling all of the town's madness turning the hobo into Santa]

Hobo Santa:
Ho ho ho! I feel pure again! And as mayor, I vow to ensure that our spiritual experiences are substantive! Thanks, Xavier, wherever you are!

[Hobo Santa suddenly got exploded from Xavier inside his body]

Xavier:
Yep. Glad I could help, makes me feel so fulfilled, I just could -- OOH! [suddenly starts to fly away by having a souljaculation by fulfilling himself] THE BUTTERFLIES OF SPIRITUAL CHAOS ARE HATCHING!