Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier makes a buddy out of cat feathers and eagle mud]

Xavier:
Constructed fromst cat feathers 'n' eagle mud. I do believe SUGURA 'n' I shall become the bosomest of brahs.

Xavier:
I love you, Suggy. Are you my mommy?

[close up on Xavier's eye]

Young Xavier:
Hold me, mommy.

[Sugura starts to blow away]

Xavier:
Oh, come on, prude, you know you want it. No one has to know. SUGURA, NO!

[Sugura beats Xavier]

Xavier:
Betrayed yet again. But 'tweren't Sugura who blew me off. 'Twas my new nemesis -- The wind, mine enema numbero un.

Xavier:
Wind, you have fume-miliated me for the last time -- Always putting on airs. You're just rejected breath from the great cosmic yawn of consciousness. Blow me, win-duh. More like "Lose-duh". I declarate war on thine.