Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier sees a man working on windmills]

Xavier:
[whisper] Yes, enslave the wind, capturuously enyoke the gutless bloke.

[Eric turns around and sees Xavier then throws up]

Eric:
Get away from me.

Xavier:
Noble sir, you make the wind succumb, throwing work to the wind like an ox or moron. You're the enemy of my enemy, my friend.

Eric:
Guy, you obviously have no friends.

Xavier:
With these pinwheels, you grab wind by the scruff of its neck and whip the wicked fiend into suckling at the hot dog of your bidding.

Eric:
Yeah, one thing I learned from the ex -- You can't control nature.

[Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Chief Master Guru:
Young one, a true master can control nature. I can make these green trees... [closes Young Xavier's eyes]

[3 Months Later]

Chief Master Guru:
[opens up Young Xavier's eyes] Turn brown.

Young Xavier:
Wow! And my beard got so soft! You really are a friend, huh?

Chief Master Guru:
Hmm. There's a thin line between a friendship and a foeboat.

[Young Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Young Xavier:
I wish for a friends. [blows out the candles] Wind is the unanswered wish breath of a lonely boy.

[Xavier's flashback ends with his eyes spinning around like a casino game, and then seeing a donkey]

Xavier:
Stupid donkey.