Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier sees a man working on windmills]

Xavier:
[whisper] Yes, enslave the wind, capturuously enyoke the gutless bloke.

[Eric turns around and sees Xavier then throws up]

Eric:
Get away from me.

Xavier Noble sir, you make the wind succumb, throwing work to the wind like an ox or moron. You're the enemy of my enemy, my friend.

Eric:
Guy, you obviously have no friends.

Xavier:
With these pinwheels, you grab wind by the scruff of its neck and whip the wicked fiend into suckling at the hot dog of your bidding.

Eric:
Yeah, one thing I learned from the ex -- You can't control nature.

[Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Chief Master Guru:
Young one, a true master can control nature. I can make these green trees... [closes Young Xavier's eyes]

[3 Months Later]

Chief Master Guru:
[opens up Young Xavier's eyes] Turn brown.

Young Xavier:
Wow! And my beard got so soft! You really are a friend, huh?

Chief Master Guru:
Hmm. There's a thin line between a friendship and a foeboat.

[Young Xavier's flashback intensifies]

Young Xavier:
I wish for a friends. [blows out the candles] Wind is the unanswered wish breath of a lonely boy.

[Xavier's flashback ends with his eyes spinning around like a casino game, and then seeing a donkey]

Xavier:
Stupid donkey.