Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Big Papa Dick:
We got the Siamese Twins conjoined at the womb, pregnant with Siamese triplets conjoined at the boom. And see these lumpy lovelies throw their luscious mornin' thickness on the mechanical bull, the mechanical man, and the mechanical cat. That paws is a real mother bucker.

Xavier:
That's where my mechanical cat was.

[Xavier's memory intensifies]

[Kid Xavier sits on the cat like mechanical bull ride]

Xavier's Mom:
Xavier! Get off the cat!