Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Pregnant Stripper #1:
I thinkin' about gettin' my baby bump pierced. Hear it heightens somethin' called a orgasm, in the baby.

Pregnant Stripper #2:
Y'all hear Shirelle got fired? Turns out she wasn't really pregnant. It was one of them phantom pregnancies, psychosomatic-like.

Pregnant Stripper #1:
She was so sure she was pregger, she swolled up with a phantom belly. I hear she even gave birth to the phantom baby. [secretly whispered] They say her phantom baby still lurks among these walls, angry its mama got fired just 'cause it don't exist.

Pregnant Stripper #2:
Whoa. [sees her belly thumping] Uh-oh. He's kicking.

[Xavier comes in]

Xavier:
Ladies.

[Xavier got kicked from the Pregnant Stripper's womb]