Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier gets sent to the court]

Xavier:
I swear, I didn't shoot the mayor.

The Judge:
You are not on trial for mayor for shooting the Mayor. You are on trial for being on trial.

Xavier:
But I'm innocent..

The Judge:
By proclaiming your innocence, it proves you're on trial. What say you, jury?

Angry Mentals:
[all babbling]

The Judge:
It's a jury of your mental peers.

Xavier:
What sort of of law is this?

The Judge:
Laws? Laws are illegal here! GUILTY! I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul.

Xavier:
[scoffs] I could that with my third eye tied behind my back.

The Judge:
Very well. Seven glimpses!

Xavier:
NOOOOOOOO!