Assy McGee2006

Fake Officer:
Hey, assbag, how about another drink? Come on, assbag! I'm talking to you! Let's go!

Choir Member:
Did you just say "Assbag"?

Fake Officer:
I said it! Over here! So what?! Assbag, assbag, assbag! Got a problem?

Choir Member:
[to Sanchez] Hey, that's what the guy said just before he kidnapped Blind Anthony. He called our driver an assbag.

Sanchez:
Is that right? Assbag?

Fake Officer:
No, it ain't right. You must be confused, blind man.

[Assy points the gun at the fake officer]

Assy McGee:
And you must feel my gun against your head. Who you working for?

Fake Officer:
Come on, man, I was just the delivery guy. I don't know anything.

[Assy brutally tackles the fake officer]

Assy McGee:
WHO ARE YOU WORKIN' FOR?! START TALKING!

Fake Officer:
I swear! Come on, the guy was a freak! Took like 10 minutes just to the door.

Assy McGee:
Because he walks so damn slow.

Fake Officer:
He took like these little stubby little --

Assy and Sanchez:
BABY STEPS!

Fake Officer:
Yeah, those.

[Assy shoots the fake officer]

Sanchez:
Disgusting.

Assy McGee:
I got three left, Sanchez. Let's go be heroes.