Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
Where's the palace, sweetheart?

Store Worker:
It's in the Little Jamaica neighborhood of Exeter.

Assy McGee:
Oh. I love Little Italy.

Store Worker:
No, this is Little Jamaica.

Assy McGee:
Oh, why don't you just call it Jamaica?

Store Worker:
'Cause it's not Jamaica. It's a neighborhood here in Exeter.

Assy McGee:
Why don't you just call it Exeter?

Store Worker:
It's a neighborhood Exeter.

Assy McGee:
Yeah, right. Why not?

Store Worker:
Why not what?

Assy McGee:
Why not tell me the difference between Jamaica and Little Jamaica?

Store Worker:
Well for one thing, Jamaica's nicer. Ever since we've been overrun by those thugs from the Miami Syndicate --

Assy McGee:
THE MIAMI SYNDICATE?!

Store Worker:
They've been creeping into this neighborhood for the past few months. It's changed everything. Never thought it could get worse, but --

Assy McGee:
Thanks for the tip, sister. A little something for your trouble.

[Assy breaks half of his churro and send it into the tip cup]